The best memes from the hilarious Uganda vs Kenya social media war @Kilimani

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Ugandan, fools  with an ever incoming-Outgoing president.

“Ugandans are becoming the latest challengers to Kenyans on social media war,” Kenyas are proving reasons why  they are champions in the game.

For a week now Kenyans and Ugandans are in a ‘bloody’ war enclosed in Kenyan Facebook group “Kilimani Mums and Dads Uncensored (Original)”

It is an extremely abusive, demeaning, somehow hilarious and somewhat unfortunate battle of words.

It is said this battle of words started when a Ugandan ‘slay queen’ abused a Kenyan lady on sex related matters. What started as an attack from an individual has since degenerated in to a Social Media war of two ‘friendly nations’.

The group (Kilimani Mums and Dads Uncensored (Original) is over 90 percent Kenyan) who never took this issue lightly as they quickly stood up to defend their own against external aggression.

When the few Ugandans in the group realized that they were under siege, they retreated home to Ugandan Facebook friends and ‘recruited forces’, renown especially for verbal artilary. (Unfortunately Stella Nyanzi was busy shifting)

Immediately, several Ugandans requested to join the group. The few Ugandans already on the group approved as many forces as possible. They jammed the group and temporarily shut down Kenyans

The Ugandans commander declared that they had taken over the group (first hand aggression), a humiliation  that annoyed the Kenyans and came back full swing

It was now a matter of nationalism as both Ugandans and Kenyans dissed and belittled each other alike from sex to leadership, English competence, beauty, civilization and general development. As it got hotter inside there, it became so abusive. The battle expanded to Twitter.

On Twitter, it is trending under the hashtag #KenyavsUganda. The twitter war is being won by Kenyans simply because Ugandans are not so interested  or diehards of tweeps.

Several Ugandans have already admitted defeat by their neighbors which many quietely blame on a rotten govt which can’t be defended

Nicholas Kalungi had this to say; “Final Verdict : Kenya 5 – 1 Uganda. It is a humbling defeat. But again, why would Ugandans on FB start a war of words in a purely Kenyan zon?

Kenyans on Social Media have in the past humbled Rwanda, South Africa, Ghana and Nigeria on FB and Twitter. They can diss, abuse but also have facts.”

The Memes


Uganda politicians can be used to advertise rat poison pic.twitter.com/

When going to buy a loaf of bread in Uganda #KenyaVsuganda

Miserable Ugandan minister incharge of Culture and Sports😂😂😂
Miserable Ugandan minister incharge of Culture and Sports😂😂😂

Kenyan Universities are another Pair of Buttocks #KenyaVsuganda
2:47 PM – 11 Jun 2017
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#kenyavsuganda #KOT this is how ugandan wifes takes breakfast before they get hungry after two hours
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Nick Bryanz @BryanzNick
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Jun 10

Replying to @BlankaMartoh
yeah….you guys are confusing us..as a matter of fact you should wait for your friends who study in Uganda to get back

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Blanka Martoh @BlankaMartoh
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Jun 12

Form 5 and 6 overdose education yet you still open our gates for us to pass in #Kenyavssuganda

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Nick Bryanz @BryanzNick
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Jun 12

damme your massage dose not make any since……am having a communication Burrier with most kenyans don’t really kno how to ..

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Blanka Martoh @BlankaMartoh
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Jun 12

Barricade your mouth then
Nick Bryanz @BryanzNick
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13h

like you even know what that means…
Suzanne E @SuzanNawonga
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Jun 11

Replying to @BlankaMartoh
The word is wives. Anyway the junior stone age education in Kenya is indeed visible

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Blanka Martoh @BlankaMartoh
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Jun 11

That’s a teacher… waaaooo

Slim @nich_masen
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Jun 10

Replying to @BlankaMartoh
Which type of English is this?

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Blanka Martoh @BlankaMartoh
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Jun 12

The best of ugandans

Aidah @TitinAidah
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Jun 10

Replying to @BlankaMartoh
Meh, those are trademark Kenyan foreheads not forgetting the toothpick legs.#KenyaVsuganda
Blanka Martoh @BlankaMartoh
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Jun 12

May you kindly show us your legs coz your forehead is almost to fit on my 5.7 inches screen

Sheila Achieng @sheilaachieng99
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Jun 10

Replying to @BlankaMartoh
They just look like their fossil president

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Blanka Martoh @BlankaMartoh
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Jun 12

Who monitors your tweets young gal, f we start talking about president, u guys will die #kenyavsuganda

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Sheila Achieng @sheilaachieng99
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Jun 12

You got nothing to say so just shut up

Sam Drew Miiro @SamMiiro
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Jun 10

Replying to @BlankaMartoh
Next time first learn some english

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Blanka Martoh @BlankaMartoh
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Jun 12

Im sure you can’t type the words makerere university yet you are yap yap like a she goat #kenyavsuganda

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Sam Drew Miiro @SamMiiro
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Jun 12

You’re English needs deliverance

Daniel Githinji @DannyYen20
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18h

Replying to @BlankaMartoh
uganda we really need to talk

 

 

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